Where’d she learn to do this?
Dear How to Do It,
This is weird. I’ve been married for 22 years to my wife; everything is mostly okay in the bedroom, just the usual problems 22-year-old marriages have. So, a few months ago we were going at it pretty intensely, and in the middle of lovemaking, I essentially asked permission for anal for the first time and she quickly said yes. Well, it was awesome and all that (first time for me) but here’s my question: I’m not “small” or anything, but I was able to slide right in there with no problem at all, and she seemed to handle it like an old pro. Is that a common thing for women who haven’t done that for 22 years or should I be worried she’s been getting side anal action for a while?
—Turned On but Concerned
Dear Turned On,
If your wife were getting “side anal action for a while,” I would think she’d be a little more timid about opening up and revealing that. (Incidentally, Side Anal Action for a While will be the name of my queercore punk side project, should I ever found one.) If she’s going out of her way to deceive you already, she’d likely suspect that her ability to take you all in one gulp the first time might be suspicious, so she’d at least feign discomfort. Just a theory. On the other hand, she might just be chaotic. More likely, she has been practicing with toys, or she has mastered the ability to
