Euro 2020 is very nearly here. Prepare to scream in patriotic excitement, and wince in flabbergasted despair.
It’s an odd name for the tournament, given that it’s 2021. But, as we know, the football authorities always know best. Especially when it comes to VAR, obvs.
If your TV is on the blink, or the fridge missing your favourite beverage – quite possibly of an alcoholic variety – now is the time to take action, before the real action gets under way on the pitch, tonight at 8pm, when Turkey face Italy.
Here, in the meantime, are the 10…
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