DAILY STAR
A bloke has been banned from owning livestock for 10 years after being found having sex with a cow.
Liam Brown was found in a very uncompromising position, with his pants down “clearly having sex with a cow,” a court heard this week. The 25-year-old, however, did not have a happy ending as he tried to escape from the angry farm owner by jumping into another part of the farm, only for other cows to trample him.
He was then found lying on the floor screaming: “I’m sorry, I f***ed up.” Brown was later charged with sexual penetration with a living animal and causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal for the incident at the farm in Burton, Dorset.
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