The following is the opening satirical monologue from “The Andrew Klavan Show.”
Journalists, and other suppurating boils on the buttocks of human degradation, are insisting that the Biden classified document scandal, in which the then vice president removed classified documents to personal locations in a harmless frolic that could have happened to anyone, is entirely different from the Trump classified document scandal, in which Trump removed classified documents to personal locations, in violation of the laws of God and man.
On CNN, Christiane Imapoor Journalist turned to the camera and spoke directly to her audience, saying, [quote] “Listen, Mr. Soros, there is absolutely no similarity between the Biden case and the Trump case at all. Trump illegally stashed hundreds of classified documents at Mar-a-Lago, the sort of white supremacist luxury hotel where no BIPOC could possibly afford the price of even a simple lobster salad, which is totally racist, though the citrus…
