Greg Gutfeld: Biden deserves to be impeached for participating in the Burisma scandal

Here we go, you better be loud. Happy Wednesday, everyone. So was it just a speech or will they really impeach? But first, what’s the latest on the Biden crime family? Yeah, pretty good. Specifically, Commander, the new first family dog whose taste for human flesh rivals the cast of “Outnumbered.” You didn’t know that, did you? Anyway, the first dog they got for publicity purposes, Major, had to hit the road for biting. He was part German Shepherd and part Brian Stelter. Of course, Joe accused one Secret Service agent of lying about being bitten. At least we know the teeth weren’t Joe’s, he keeps them in a jar on top of the night stand. Nonetheless, Major was replaced by Commander who is now biting people. Commander bit seven people over a four-month period, including two Secret Service agents and a worker at Biden’s Delaware home. But hey, you’d be a cranky dog, too, if they kept blaming you for the messes that Joe leaves on the carpet. You’re terrible. Okay, I’ll take.

But that’s only the eighth or ninth-worst thing that happened to the Biden White House this week and now House Speaker Kevin McCarthy is using the I-word, that’s impeachment. Meanwhile, Joe’s degenerate crackhead son is embroiled in one fiasco after another and Joe is in the middle of most of them. So, like my immense talent, it’s becoming too much to hide anymore. There’s Burisma, the energy company that hired Hunter for his expertise, using butane to heat up his crack pipes, and there’s the shady fine art scam, some broad buys a picture of special-ed art by a moron and then gets a plum assignment at a prestigious commission. If that’s not a quid pro quo, I’m unattractive, and we know that’s not true. There’s Joe’s seventh granddaughter, who he still won’t acknowledge. I could go on, but I don’t want to bore you like Jesse Watters, because that’s his job.