Yes, it’s Trans Tuesday, where each topic has a little extra junk in the trunk. But first fencing. In a sport where two people jab at each other with long objects, you might assume biological males have a competitive advantage. At least that’s what I observed in the FOX News men’s room.
Talk about sword fights. I’m undefeated mainly because Lou Dobbs retired. Now, an anonymous female fencing competitor is speaking out against trans fencer Eden Philpot, calling the inclusion of bio males in the sport “unfair, ill-thought and short-sighted,” which is pretty much the same thing all of us said when Fox hired Jesse Waters.
Eden, formerly Evan Philpot, started competing against women last year. Philpot was awarded medals in both foil and saber, a rare accomplishment in fencing, and he also took first place in the category of having a wang. So it looks like Philpot’s back to glory was as clear as his Adam’s apple. When you’re not good enough to compete against men, go for the girls. And everybody is supposed to applaud your courage, right? How progressive. The actually female athlete who wants to remain unidentified so every prick in the world doesn’t scream threats at her in public, however, says this “What I’m seeing happening right now is a total disregard for the integrity of women’s sports at all ages.” But as we know, this stuff is happening all over. See it in swimming, volleyball, and in Illinois, two trans cyclists recently crushed the female competition, winning gold medals at two elite female races in just four days. But to prove they were just as feminine, the trans women’s bikes did have baskets with little plastic flowers on them.
But hey, girls, it’s not so bad. They may beat you on the bike, but you’ll get revenge when those bike seats lower those women’s sperm counts. And Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, a school voted to rehire a transgender female tennis coach who was caught changing in the girls’ locker room and talking to students about undergarment preferences and menstruation. A transgender female tennis coach. Finally, someone who’s Billie Jean and a king.
However, usually playing doubles doesn’t mean adjusting your testicles. But you can see how the left’s obsession with integrating a gender ideology everywhere has driven a lot of people completely bat s*** in record time. When you openly reject basic human biology, all the old rules are abandoned like a West Wing bag of cocaine. And that’s despite a recent Gallup poll that shows almost 70% of Americans don’t think men should be allowed to compete with women athletically. Well, unless it’s to make the WNBA watchable.