Biden: Only God Can Remove Me!

Congress is back in session, which means Democrats are now going to have to answer questions about whether Joe Biden ought to remain the nominee.

The big question in Democratic circles is whether he stays or whether he goes. Biden’s a stubborn old man, so he really wants to stay. He is now channeling Jennifer Holliday from the original Broadway production of “Dreamgirls”: “I’m staying, I’m staying. And you, and you, you’re gonna love me.”

Last Friday, Biden tweeted out that he is staying. He stated, “Let me say this as clearly as I can: I’m the sitting President of the United States. I’m the nominee of the Democratic party. I’m staying in the race.

We know that’s not really what he would say if he could say it as clearly as he could because if he could say it verbally, it would sound more like this: “Let me say this: ipqucovmskcuecyehw, c’mon, man.”

The same day of the tweet, Biden held a rally in Wisconsin where he insisted he would not drop out. At…

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