Gather round, ye children, because Jill Biden has gifted us with a Christmas miracle.
The first lady unveiled her first White House holiday decorations on Monday, and unlike her predecessor Melania Trump, there wasn’t a blood-red tree or gothic canopy of thin, bone-white twigs anywhere in sight.
Clearly, Biden seems to give a fuck about whether or not Santa would go into cardiac arrest upon entering her home.
Her decidedly less Grinch-like theme for the 2021…