Ted Cruz’s Dirty Limerick About Joe Biden Turns Him Into A Twitter Laughingstock

Ted Cruz’s Dirty Limerick About Joe Biden Turns Him Into A Twitter Laughingstock

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) responded to President Joe Biden’s Thanksgiving plans with the first line of a limerick, and Twitter users thought it was a poetic self-own.

Following reports that Biden will celebrate the holiday with family on Nantucket, Cruz tweeted this reference to the “there once was a man from Nantucket” limerick that in some versions is a bit, er, crude:

There once was a man from Nantucket…. https://t.co/hPcMnwlQxR

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 16, 2021

Some critics asked Cruz if he actually knew how the naughty version of the limerick ended, and what it implied.

Others finished the verse for him.

Many, meanwhile, suggested Cruz was the last person to be commenting on holiday plans, given his family vacation in Cancun when his state was hit by a devastating winter storm.

There once was a man named Ted Cruz
Who crawled around licking Trump’s shoes
He’ll go back on his word
And pick on Big Bird
Because he’s a pathetic traitorous cooze #TurdCruzhttps://t.co/fyU6n24KaC

— Tara Dublin (Taylor’s Version) (@taradublinrocks) November 16, 2021

There once was a man who ran off to Cancun who frequently shows he is a buffoon. He spends zero time doing his work and constantly resembles a jerk. For all us Texans he can’t be gone too soon. https://t.co/C6ItueGGBU

— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) November 16, 2021

Man of the people, Ted Cruz who once flew to the Ritz Carlton in Mexico while his constituents literally froze to death https://t.co/E7ojAhvmP4

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) November 16, 2021

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