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Happy Monday, everybody. So you know that family from your old neighborhood? The family that if you got into a fight with one of them, you had to watch your back for the rest of them? The cops are always at their house, they didn’t seem to work at all. You heard they stole stuff. They argued in public. They smelled. They had cars parked on their front lawn and their pictures were on the post office wall more than their high school yearbooks. They thought they were the ****. But you knew that no matter what, like an SNL sketch, it wasn’t going to end well for them or anyone dumb enough to get involved with them. So what happens when that trashy family ends up living at 1600 Pennsylvania?
Yeah, the Biden family makes the Clintons look like the Waltons. So let’s start with the thief in chief, Dad. On Friday, he finally acknowledged his seventh granddaughter, Hunter’s daughter, with London Roberts. This after avoiding her like she was Kamala Harris. For some reason it came in an exclusive statement to People magazine, making it their best scoop since they discovered that lovechild I had with Angela Lansbury. She was a hell of an animal. But here’s what he said to Doocy back in 2019.