Kim Jong-un wants North Koreans to collect 22lb of their own poo in crude decree

DAILY STAR

Kim Jong-un is ordering North Koreans to collect their own poo in a bizarre and disgusting act of national service.

The grim and nauseating directive orders nationals to handover a hefty 22lbs of poo each, in a bid to find a thrifty fertiliser alternative.

Apparently, the dictator usually collects the turds of North Koreans in winter, The Sun reports.

However, the country is currently dealing with an acute shortage of imported fertiliser, leaving the dictator to call on nationals to back one out in a nation wide push to fertilise their own food during summer.

Residents are complaining they have to dry their faeces out in their gardens under the summer heat.

A resident of Ryanggang province said: “The neighbourhood watch unit issued an order to dry human waste.

“Residents could not hide their bewilderment.”

However there is a way around doing the dirty deed.

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